The Netherwork: Episode XV: Disposable Income

The Netherwork: Episode XV: Disposable Income
The library scanner makes a small image, but this will do for now. I'll be able to scan it again later - if no one steals my drawing pad like last time. The host is a composite of Ed McMahon, Bob Barker and Jim Jones, but he may look a bit like Drew Carey.
  
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