Star Alight, Star Bright (Or 2018-YouTube-Stars' Stolen Popularity)

Star Alight, Star Bright


I've amended the title of this page to remind us of the crime of views stealing that was committed against its videos, documented in my Record of Assaults.

So who's been protesting my last YouTube post above? Police? No? Just people? Who do you think they might be? And what are they saying in protest? Off? That's it? They want to topple that nice, coherent argument I presented to you, out of respect for your intelligence, with a one-word, push-button command? Who the hell do they think they are? If anyone's violating my image right now, I want them rounded up and incarcerated.

I should have added about my family that my two siblings closest in age, Bernard (older) and Roger (younger) cannot be trusted to discuss me at all. I'd rather not go into detail about it, for the sake for my other relatives. Just read my poem, the Siblings. That's who I was writing about.

And what has been the media's reaction to my post today? Oh, are they immersed in something of far greater urgency now? More urgent than telling you the truth about who wrote all my songs and blogs? Gee, that's a bit like Basil Fawlty's fake back spasm that he uses to escape an awkward situation. You'll have to be persistent with them, I'm afraid.

Lastly, I would like to devote my song Free (below) to my American brothers and sisters tonight, in honour of their national birthday. (There's a better recorded version in my 2011 recordings on YouTube.) America is far from perfect, but there may be no other place in the universe where an ordinary joe like me can stand up to so many rich and powerful enemies and prevail. God bless you brave dreamers. And I won't let you down if you believe in me. Did we have to repossess that song, too? If so, lock them up. Let's free ourselves of these creeps so we can enjoy this occasion.

July 12, 2018. 5:53pm. Have you been able to find my video from this link yet? I just noticed how the page was criminally compromised this afternoon. If I don't notice it, myself, and call attention to it, it stays damaged. U.S. Lawyers: If you know who compromised my page link from your region, hold onto that. I promise I'll find my way down to you within the ten year limit.

   
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