I'm a Jrewf! (originally 'Attention Police')
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5:27pm: (Typed after the following.) Everyone, I wanted the police to be alerted to a serious crime with my music that has caused me considerable discomfort over the last few days. I never wanted to know some psychopath who thinks he's me when he plays my music. I never wanted to see him or his ex-wife kneeling on the sidewalk in front of my building. I didn't want to know that he lied and told everyone it said 'maybe you're gay' on my dick. I didn't want to know that this was replied to with the words 'maybe you'll pay' on his dick. And now I don't want to know that he has a scar on his dick. [July 8, 2018: And I didn't want to know that the scar recently had to be signed over.] But I do want to know if this makes me vulnerable to him somehow. If so, I think you should put the words back where he can read them. And I think you should invite his followers to watch. First of all, let me apologize to my sister-in-law if she is suffering any effects along with me from the latest assault on my brain. The above title came from a passer-by I encountered on the way here. I think it might be antisemitic and the result of a recent assault on my work and/or image. Police, some other variants of this are 'uncoof' which was meant to take the name 'uncle' they once used to honour me and twist it into a hate word with which to assault me. Oh yes, and I hear 'grief' an awful lot from this crowd. If you police need more background into the sickening source of this onslaught, read my post from yesterday. I hear almost nothing about my new song. Maybe their hate hero is getting all the good stuff for my new song today, the way the pirate station always likes it here in Vancouver. Someone wants to taunt me about how 'they can't protect the women.' What women? Women like Lisa? Why did I hear her name again? Is she associated with that creep who steals my songs? Looked like they had some sort of abnormal relationship by what I saw on the sidewalk outside my building in May 2011. Is she supposed to step up and ruin my life again now? Don't ever tell me about my women. My women don't need me to protect them. (End of insertion.) My goal in sharing my new song, Simper, was to take attention away from whomever was committing crimes with my music. First of all, please check it for any signs of being assaulted or hijacked. I never wanted to know the name some creep was using to rip me off, especially one who has already gone to prison for it. But now I hear it, or something resembling it, from every passer-by in the street. And who spoke to me last night about how she would 'flog' me? Do I know you? Why do you want to torture me? Why do you think you can torture me? They learn some great tricks in the music business - everything except how to write a good song. This hate certainly isn't about the music. There's no possible way anyone would rather listen to some old thing I wrote in ten minutes like Easy than one of my new efforts. So why do they feel so righteous in their employment of this phrase every time they lay eyes on me? What argument is this fucking pyschopath feeding them? Has anyone examined it or does everyone just mindlessly accept it? Well, as George Carlin said when he plagiarized me, I'm the kind of person who doesn't just automatically accept what I'm told. You love him, right? Great. I talk about Hitler a lot, and I always overlook Goebbels. Whose propaganda technology enabled the Holocaust? Josef Goebbels'. And what technology did we inherit from the advanced Germans, aside from jets and rockets, that the government never credits them for? Their propaganda technology! Under the overwhelming influence of German propaganda technology, you can be steered to hate who you love and love who you hate. Can you imagine how excited our advertising executives were to get this? Now, I studied advertising in college for a little while. We learned techniques of mental conditioning, including Pavlov, of course. We studied Nazi propaganda, which employed such methods as repetition and association. Have the police read this far? Now, the Nazis were brutes, weren't they? Wouldn't there be some aspects to their technologies that would be unspeakably cruel? What is cruel? Let's see. Let's just make something up for fun. How about if the Nazis, who wanted to breed artists, invented a technology that would sexually reward an artist when he created something popular. Isn't that a nice way to thank him for all his years of pain and sacrifice? And then, police, what if that technology fell into irresponsible hands? What would be the effect? The effect would be that the very same thing which had been handed to an artist as a gift by his government, to reward him for his decades of suffering, would greatly add to his suffering instead. Doesn't that strike you as the ultimate cruelty? Have you police noticed how famous poets and artists sometimes commit suicide? When they die, others can't understand it. They say, 'he was so talented.' Don't expect the public to ever learn of this cruelty from the ones who practice it on TV and on the radio, police, the ones who make me toss and turn at night from the effect of their wicked crimes. They will only lie about it and use that to increase my suffering. It is cruelty in its purest form, but the public depends on its perpetrators to admit it to them. This creates a black hole of punishment for the innocent victim. There is also this problem of truth's appeal. The TV stays in business because most workers hate their lives and use the TV to escape reality. They need the TV to bullshit them and the TV knows it. But when they want to bullshit the world with my truth, I must protest. Nonetheless, did the crowd laugh at my comedy and dance to my music? So they enjoyed it? And what are passers-by so upset about? No one ever tells me, eh? Just all get together around a phrase like 'heil hitler' or something. If they're good Nazis, they will reject me and take all my property to enjoy for themselves - and feel pretty damn good about it. 2:03pm: So I'm just going to try to write through the barrage of 'oofs' and 'eefs' that everyone loves to pummel me with lately and talk a little more about that new song (Simper). I need to do this because it is a new song and I was just told that all my old songs are unclean - another great play on that name they first used to honour me. I like two things about it: the rhythm and the chorus. I like the way I get to sing quarter notes over a 6/8 time signature. It creates an interesting sliding effect as the back beat accelerates past the vocal melody in each measure. The chorus is catchy and stays with me long after I hear it once. It plays along in my head and changes key and keeps going. Is it true that someone did something with my first post of Redemption? Was the lie believed? Readers might have noticed how seamlessly that video's title and pictures fit into my comedy script about the atheist war. But the remix has the echo I used in the final original post from 2007. Look at all the crime I exposed by rewriting that song and sharing it on YouTube, police. It exposed Mike Myers' Austin Powers crime. It exposed Blue Rodeo's music crime. And it exposed the media's zealous support for such crimes. And how do they intend to remedy this? By committing another crime with it. And I guess when they're finished, they'll call it unclean, as though they'd ruined it by touching it. What power to have over my fortune. Are they using good old Nazi association to go with their Nazi repetition? Do they associate my name and image with the most revolting images they can think of? And then do they fashion their hate so that it can be picked up as a hate slogan by millions of people? Then do they get the pirate station to legitimize them? How do you all feel about my work now that these barbarians have invaded my life and looted and plundered everything good I had? Do you want their barbarian fuckfest, with my music and comedy a blazing funeral pyre in the night, to determine my success now? And when I request an end to my abuse online, I wonder sometimes how defenseless I would be against a corrupt cop. They would be well positioned to keep abusing me after the others were silenced. I'll tell you something I really didn't like hearing today, police. I'll post it for Google staff to read alone, to protect me from sadists in the population right now. |
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