Kill the Impostors

Kill the Impostors


Did everyone have a nice Canada Day yesterday? I didn't. Besides quitting smoking again, I think they've made a Canada Day tradition out of abusing my music, at least since this post from 2013 about Taylor Swift. Who took over for her this year, while I struggled with my nicotine withdrawal to pay for my damn broken tooth? Or is it someone else that the dirty lying broadcasters want to use to make you feel better about the crimes against me at my expense?

Yesterday, I seemed to be assaulted online all day by people who expected the library to be closed for Canada Day. Holidays really suck for me now. At least I had time to recall the last time I shared a programming breakthrough similar to the one I just posted two days ago (shown above) on June 30. Some simian impostor copied my video and pretended to have my breakthrough. I want him and his his video incinerated now.

The first twenty questions below could all be answered with no help from the internet by anyone with the knowledge to define variables as I've been doing. Why don't you quiz the prick? Kick him hard for every answer he doesn't know. It's a kindergarten quiz; it doesn't even mention control structures or conditional statements or anything like that. The last five questions deal more with credibility than knowledge.

I'll post my answers tomorrow. Hope I pass.


1. Name one person directly involved in the development of JavaScript.

2. What is a variable?

3. What would be the most common string variable to a web programmer?

4. What is an object model hierarchy?

5. How does JavaScript's object model hierarchy differ from those of other computer programming languages?

6. How could you further define the following?

document.all.rows.style.color='red'

7. How many objects and how many properties are in the above reference? Which are the objects and which the properties?

8. Which of my online JavaScript programs employs concatenation and to what end?

9. Why was it necessary for me to concatenate there?

10. What is a JavaScript array?

11. How is such an array organized?

12. Name two JavaScript parameters.

13. Which parameter do I employ in my 'mouseover' program for my 'songs' 'scripts' and 'statements' links?

14. List five common event handlers in JavaScript.

15. Which event handler executes with no direct user interaction?

16. What is parsing?

17. In what instance would parsing be necessary?

18. How is an equals sign in JavaScript unusual?

19. What is a JavaScript operator?

20. Give an example of a comparison operator and an assignment operator.

21. What full-time job did you hold for at least two years, in order to qualify for government sponsorship for your computer training?

22. What college did you attend?

23. Did you get your diploma?

24. Who taught you and who attended with you?

25. What other studies besides JavaScript were in your course curriculum? 		  
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