Who's Popular?

Who's Popular?
I've just done my first scan from the library and it makes a low quality image, but I can do a better scan later. I've got my new strip started and it looks familiar.

There has been this phrase going around a lot. It reminds me of those phrases that those frauds used to get people saying about me, like 'maybe you're gay' and 'hat' and 'you sock', to name just a few off the top of my head. I don't know exactly what this new phrase is, but if it's being encouraged by some crime with my music, it might be because of the casual attitude that has been created by so many thousands of violations over so many years.

Those hate campaigns where passersby in the street would assault me with hate slogans did most of their permanent harm by 2010, thanks to the Crystalids. When their crowd found out about my music being stolen and tried to love me, I didn't know how to handle it because I'd only known hate. For instance, if someone said something really nice to me, I always thought it was some kind of secret putdown. They'd pounded me and pounded me with hate for so long that being hated was all I knew how to do.

One jail word I don't like to talk about, that rhymes with 'roof', is a jail hate word. If this word is coming to me in connection with a violation of my music or comedy, it would show the connection between corporate crime and jail hate. But corporate crime, like all the crimes with my copyrights, have an air of respectability that encourages a lot of hate from the general population, as well.

So who got signed? Did the corporation sign another Nickleback to go to the U.S. and be capitalist heroes with my rebellious music? Imagine going from the Crystalids in 2008 to Blondie Hateful in 2015. They certainly are determined to make people who steal my things popular. Whenever they sign a band like Nickleback or Blue Rodeo or the Crystalids or Blondie Hateful, it always sends a hate wave in my direction. I'm getting familiar with the effects now, and I think you should look closely at the best songs of any new industry 'artists' for indications of fraud.

5:48pm: I've also been exposed a lot to a woman pop star with a sinusey voice. Don't know her name, maybe you do. What year did she first come around? What song did she make it big with? I don't know, it might be worth investigating. Don't forget, I wrote pop hits, as well.

Back to these repeating phrases. This latest one is still going strong. I hear it more and more each day. I wonder if it might be a hate web site. They have those now, eh? Great weapon to use against talented artists, to help you wreck their popularity and seize their work for yourself. That's what capitalism is all about. Just ask Nickleback - or should I say, Diamondback?

I just hope that no one is telling people about some phrase that's supposed to be written on my dick again. I've heard so many of those now, people must expect my dick to look like the Encyclopedia Britannica. And not a single accusation was true. Instead, the accusers were, themselves, guilty. From them I had to learn about such vulgar prison punishments, as I imagine is the case for most of you. 		  
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