Who's Stealing My Poems?

Who's Stealing My Poems?
Just came to the library to look for images today, but I learned last night that they have my Queen Frig. Do they still have it? Someone better tell them that's not theirs. They went to prison for stealing that and I know a lot of the dirty details of their incarceration. If I had to lower myself the way they were forced to behind bars, I could never hold my head up in public again. But they've lied to themselves about themselves all along and are not about to start facing the truth now.   
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