Instant Assault

Instant Assault
7:32pm. Hope I can proceed with my recording in peace after posting the following video.



1:34pm. Posted the following video, showing some clips of the earlier attacks on my web pages and talking about my blog's file structure.



10:51am. Didn't make it through my slideshow without my PROFILE PORTRAIT GETTING CROSSED OUT. WHO'S GETTING ALL MY PROFILE VIEWS AND CALLING THEMSELVES A STAR? GUESS I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL HE'S FINISHED STEALING FROM ME FOR THE DAY, RIGHT, TELUS AND SHAW AND CBC? I MUST GO HOME AND WAIT FOR YOUR PSYCHOPATHS TO GOUGE THEIR POPULARITY OUT OF MY WEB PAGES FOR THE DAY, SO THEY CAN SAY THEY'RE MORE POPULAR THAN ME WITH MY OWN VIEWS.

10:49am. I've reported the hacking assault with my URL to Google. I'm trying the page again.

10:44am. FIRST CLICK ON THE SLIDESHOW CAUSED MY PROFILE PORTRAIT TO BE CROSSED OUT. CAN SOMEONE FIX THIS PLEASE?

10:42am. NOW I LOST THE PORTRAIT AGAIN.

10:40am. NOW WHY DOES CLICKING ON MY SLIDESHOW CAUSE LINES TO APPEAR ON THE VIDEOS I EMBEDDED ON MY PAGE? IS NO ONE NOTICING THIS CRIME?

10:37am. WHY DOES CLICKING ON MY MUSIC SLIDESHOW CROSS OUT MY PROFILE PORTRAIT ON THE SIDE? THAT'S A CRIME PROBLEM, ISN'T IT?

10:26am. I had to come back to take another shot of my music slideshow working without my portrait being crossed out on the side. I've been trying since 9:00am to get a shot of my page working normally. I also spotted another mistake to be fixed at the top of my scripts indexes.

9:15am. Interesting footage I took just now, catching my ACCOUNT getting ASSAULTED in the middle of VIDEO RECORDING OF ME DEMONSTRATING THE SLIDESHOW IN MY RECORDINGS CHRONOLOGY. All of a sudden, the lines appeared. I captured the time on this library computer. Is this some sort of criminal taunt? Can we restore the slideshow to working order so I can show a normal picture of it? 		  
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